The thing responsible for the most deaths around the world is the mosquito. And, all of those deaths are because of female mosquitoes, because male mosquitoes don’t suck blood.

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Rush Limbaugh was disqualified from the Vietnam draft because of a cyst on his ass.

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In the IRS employee manual, it includes instructions on how to collect taxes even after a nuclear war! They are gonna get their cash no matter what!

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The biggest lobster ever caught weighed 42 lbs.! Thats a big damn lobster!

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Between the years of 1840 - 1960, all presidents elected in a year ending with 0 died while in office!

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The term “Mad Hatter” was derived from hat makers of the past. The hats they made had a high level of mercury, and thus gave them trmmors and slurred speech, so people called them “Mad Hatters”!

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Did you know that a female ferret dies if she goes into heat and can’t find a mate!

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Did you know that there are 676 possible 2 letter combinations in the English language?

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While we all have heard about “Gerbal Stuffing” tails ( get it, ”tails”, lol ), one can not imagine some of the things doctors have reported to have found in the human rectum (thats an asshole for those that don’t know). So here it is, a short list of different objects and items that Dr.’s have reported finding in someone ass! I say a short list because I’m sure that this isn’t all of them!
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler’s saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig’s tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.
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In 1839 James MacDonald was the first man to jump out of a perfectly good airplane using a parachute! No one had ever done it before, so he had no idea if it would work or not!

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